if you can't get out of it, get into it

yangire-mun:

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

(via sorry)

c-bassmeow:

(via westafricanbaby)

gabzilla-z:

tumblr setting the house on fire to get rid of a snake instead of calling animal control is perfectly in character tbh

(via thankyousirmayihaveanother)

popokko:

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

(via confirmance)

whinemum:

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

(via bruwho)